To save me the trouble of too much writing and you the trouble of too much reading, Here's the bullet point outline of the post I'd write if I could be arsed.
- Easter is bullshit.
- Chocolate eggs are:
- nice
- fuck all to do with Jesus
- Cute chicks, both kinds, are:
- nice
- fuck all to do with Jesus
- Cute bunnies, both kinds (!?) are:
- nice
- Fuck all to do with Jesus
- Easter is an appropriation of a pagan fertility celebration that has, wait for it, fuck all to do with Jesus.
- It might be named after a Germanic fertility goddess Oestre, but the only reference for that is the writings of the "venerable" Bede, but we take his word on a lot of other shit, so why shouldn't he be right about this too?
- Jesus knew he was coming back, little bit of torture, three days dead, live in paradise for all eternity, some fucking sacrifice.
- Not even dead three whole days.
- One man cannot absolve another's sins/crimes, especially one they never committed (original sin pffft)
- Probably never happened anyway.
- What kind of stupid god makes all this shit up?
- Turn self into man who is own son.
- Put son in obscure place to gather small following
- Have son tortured killed to absolve all mankind's sins including, and perhaps most importantly, an allegorical one that happened in a garden that never existed.
- I would say you couldn't make this shit up, except of course that someone did.
- Yes, we all like chocolate and hot cross buns (Pagan sun-wheels? Really? Anyone got any evidence for this claim apart from some drivel trotted out by someone called "dreaming sparrow-fart" who heard it during a "pathworking" AKA "Day-dreaming" AKA "making shit up")*
- Enjoy the holiday.
- mmm nice eggs.
*MOALP is as equal opportunities offending organisation.
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